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Ahoy!
The Unnormals are a minimalist post punk outfit from Philadelphia.

We are the Unnormals.
Nic Microscopic on guitar / vocals.
Pierre Protagonist on bass.
Andre Antagonist on drums.

We joined this Sam Proof social network mostly due to our solid loyalty to Sam, and to a lesser extent because we heard there would probably be a little buffet afterwards, perhaps a light lunch, or possibly just a few pastries. We got an email saying we would get fed and so here we are. It is usually that simple to get us to attend.

We have been here a few hours, and as it turns out, there seems to be no snacks. We are disappointed, and to be honest a little hungry. Obviously we have been tricked. Again. This seems to happen a lot. We may need a moment to collect ourselves, while we mull over what to do now...

Okay... democracy in action, that is three votes for nap and zero votes for unionizing this shop in hopes of getting our needs / crazy demands met with some kind of a revolt against the man. The man in this instance being the soulless corporate entity running SamProof.Ning. The man who keeps Sam down, and deprives us all of the spoils of social networking, i.e. super delicious baked goods and little finger sandwiches of various meats and cheeses. We will need to get Sam to help us overthrow this heartless conglomerate of SamProof.Ning when we get up...

Sam?...

Where did he go?

What do you mean he won't help? Why won't he help? Hello?...

Is there anybody there?...

Sadly without Sam's help, we will never be able to properly organize and rise up to seize control of this social network SamProof.Ning. We won't be able to return the power to the people, or to Sam, or just to us as the case may be. We certainly will not be able to steal all of the best little cakes and puddings for ourselves, since our blood sugar has now gotten too low from the desperate lack of promised tasty treats, to make much sense of things really. I mean, Pierre is already asleep, and Andre has managed to get injured somehow already. Spazz. Does anyone here at SamProof.Ning have some gauze, or possibly a band aid?

Hello?...

Wait... What? Really? Just Sam runs this thing?...

Nobody else? Seriously? Hmmmm...

This may change things a bit...

So it is really simply Sam who is mastermind behind this shortage of confectionary delights at SamProof.Ning?... Strange... So that is why he would not join the revolution against SamProof.Ning, because he is in actuality lord and master of it. So did he just go completely mad with power then? Did he hoard all of the best morsels for himself, and laugh at us from his mighty throne, while he finished off the last little bites? That does sort of make sense, come to think of it. It is what we would do.

Regardless, without the necessary nourishment that might have fueled a revolution here at SamProof.Ning, we have little choice but to take a small nap and bide our time, plotting, scheming, Andre still bleeding a little... Stop whining man, it is not that bad. Well okay, yeah, it does look a little bad. Put more pressure on it.

Seriously? Sam runs this whole thing?...

Cool.

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Oh yeah... We have a website.
http://www.unnormals.com

We also seem to belong to other social networks for some reason.
http://www.myspace.com/unnormals
http://www.youtube.com/user/TheUnnormals
http://www.frogsled.org
http://www.superawesomesled.frog
http://www.frogfrogfrog.sled

Thanks to Sam, for inviting us here to his own personal Sam Space, and for all of his help and support since the very beginning. He is the best.